honey can’t you see I’m working here
Sebastian Stan’s super-villain origin story:
- people keep saying that Bucky Barnes is a villain to his face
Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?
There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train stationI wasn’t joking
The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.
Ah, but you have heard of him
I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again
My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”
I’ve been laughing at this like an idiot for like 5 minutes now
John is the sexiest motherfucker out there.
That moment when John realized he passed Mycroft’s bribery test in ASiP.
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
actual damsel in distress tony stark
can you feel your heart melting
Everyone: Oh my I can’t wait to see Sebastian Stan in a wet and clingy t-shirt!
Characterization done right.
Steve Rogers in a single gif.
We joke about Steve’s patriotism as his strong suit, but his actual strength was his sense of moral right. His whole philosophy is summed up in the line “I don’t like bullies” in the first movie. Steve loves his country. He loves it enough to be at the front of the line trying to fix what he sees as moral wrong in it.